![]() 05/13/2018 at 19:53 • Filed to: NYC | ![]() | ![]() |
Busy at work, so I am not up to speed on everything on the site, but I cannot be the first to post about this. This ... this ... thing. It is horrible, non?
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Yes, it is, but its where we are now. Everybody wants SUVs, so every brand has to make SUVs, and this is pretty much inevitably how a Rolls-Royce SUV will look.
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What would Marie Antoinette drive?
No doubt many customers are worthy of a similar fate.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:15 |
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When you have way more money than taste.
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It looks so eastern bloc. It could drive through the soviet union debadged and no one would notice.
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Yes, I find it to be non-horrible.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:19 |
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I want to know what Judas would drive.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:24 |
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I can’t believe even the ultra rich will soon not be able to buy a sedan. How could this happen...
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:31 |
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At least it’s not another amorphous blob
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:50 |
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I can’t be mad at anything with a V12 under the hood.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:57 |
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Maybe a Dartz or or some kind of douchebro coal roller truck.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 20:59 |
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The outside doesn’t bother me that much, but he inside seems very dated for something this expensive.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:09 |
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Nothing that makes me laugh this hard could be that horrible...
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:20 |
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You talking about the car or the person next to the car. “Both” is an acceptable answer.
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:20 |
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I mean if I stupid rich I’d buy one over a Phantom
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:39 |
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It’s like, “what if we made a brick wall with wheels?”
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:39 |
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You recognized their target market!
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:40 |
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I want to know what Judas would drive.
*ride
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:52 |
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“Let them seat on the tailgate”
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Is it just me or this guy is unbearable to watch?
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“...in case you’re using your car in an offroad environment.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
![]() 05/13/2018 at 21:57 |
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The Cullinan is actually one of the better-looking (or less-ugly) Rolls with the tasteless pimp/drug dealer design language they’ve been using in the BMW era. Definitely not bad for an SUV named after a water filter
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I wonder if one could rig up a blade platform on that weird rear seating arrangement. Not that I am saying any of the clientele would be suitable, no way no how nope.
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It’s also how the original RR SUVs Looked
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Looks the same to me
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I do not get this.
If i have the money, i would rather have one of those resto-mod original Range Rovers that Tracy profiled a little while ago over on Jalopnik that I am too lazy to look up right now.
![]() 05/14/2018 at 11:33 |
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Probably an AMC Pacer - he just never really fit in anywhere.
![]() 05/14/2018 at 11:35 |
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Yeah.
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It is not just you.